Tuesday, September 23, 2008

The Top 10 reasons that Menopause rocks!

Warning......it you are a man and just got to my page you may just want to keep on movin'...

I have decided that going thru an early menopause does have it's benefits. Of course getting thru it took a lot of time (like 5 years for me) and I never thought I would stop sweating.

And sure there were some other symptoms.....but sheez, they didn't bother me...

But now that it is done...wooo hooooo!!

Here are my top 10 reasons Menopause is awesome....

10. Duh, no more periods, aunt flo paying a visit, on the rag, having the curse...etc.

9. Second duh....no pregnancy worries

8. No more having to hide walking to the bathroom with a tampon in your hand.

7. No long worry about pulling my wallet out of my purse with a tampon tail attached.

6. No more Midol, Aleve or painkillers that may ease the pain of my uterus falling out.

5. No more planning vacations or special events around the "period".

4. No more cautiously getting out of bed in the morning and running to the bathroom with the legs tightly squeezed.

3. No more secret codes written on the family calendar.

2. I can go swimming whenever I want.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON IS......(DRUM ROLL...)

I CAN WEAR WHITE.....WHITE PANTS, WHITE DRESSES, WHITE UNDERWEAR...YIPPEE!


6 comments:

Twisted Fencepost said...

Yipee! Something to look forward to.

cassie said...

I CANT WAIT FOR MENOPAUSE!!! ABOUT TWENTY SOMETHING YEARS TO GO... ILL START MY COUNT DOWN NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH:)

1215656559s20768 said...

Ha ha ha! Too funny! Now I know what I can look forward to.

Starwoodgal said...

I can't wait!

Tracy said...

AMEN!-especially being able to wear white whenever I want!
Tracy

brneyedgal967 said...

LMAO - the secret codes one.

I use a period . next to the days to signify those days. I will also embrace post-menopause. Not looking forward to the actual journey though.