I have decided that going thru an early menopause does have it's benefits. Of course getting thru it took a lot of time (like 5 years for me) and I never thought I would stop sweating.
And sure there were some other symptoms.....but sheez, they didn't bother me...
But now that it is done...wooo hooooo!!
Here are my top 10 reasons Menopause is awesome....
10. Duh, no more periods, aunt flo paying a visit, on the rag, having the curse...etc.
9. Second duh....no pregnancy worries
8. No more having to hide walking to the bathroom with a tampon in your hand.
7. No long worry about pulling my wallet out of my purse with a tampon tail attached.
6. No more Midol, Aleve or painkillers that may ease the pain of my uterus falling out.
5. No more planning vacations or special events around the "period".
4. No more cautiously getting out of bed in the morning and running to the bathroom with the legs tightly squeezed.
3. No more secret codes written on the family calendar.
2. I can go swimming whenever I want.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON IS......(DRUM ROLL...)
I CAN WEAR WHITE.....WHITE PANTS, WHITE DRESSES, WHITE UNDERWEAR...YIPPEE!
